No fresh energy
Do not open the windows or let the natural light in ! Keep the energy as stale as possible. After all, who says your personal energy is connected to the energy around you ? Stop talking about energy. Far out, man !
Lack of balance
Forget about two bedside tables, and have your bed against the wall. Gracefully place one cheerful Winnie the Pooh pillow on top of your bed. Position the pillow so that it faces the door and greets you every time you come in. Instant feng shui boost your love life.
Bring all your dying plants, big and small, be it in chipped pots or yogurt containers. Your bedroom is the place to have them ! Position the plants so that you can see them first thing when you wake up and the last thing before you go to sleep. Might be a bit of a competition here from either the TV, the computer or the exercise equipment, but stay focused and do your best.
Decorate your bedroom in depressing, sad color. For a splash of color, get creative with your Halloween costumes and accessories here and there, or a touch of that special green from last year’s St. Patrick’s party.
Store under your bed the old memorabilia from all your past relationships, especially the sad ones. Tuck all those important reminders really tight so there is no breathing room left under your bed, and then tuck some more.
Display a big collection of photos of all your friends and family, ideally from several generations, to watch over your love life. After all , why would you need privacy in your bedroom ?
TV in bedroom
Bring the TV into your bedroom. A big one, placed very close to your bed. The TV is an absolute must for a bad feng shui bedroom ! Watch the news for at least 30 min every night right before you go to sleep and as soon as you wake up.
Bring on your exercise equipment ! A treadmill in your bedroom will definitely energize your love life and bring serenity and sensual energy to your bedroom. What can be more zen than that ? The bigger and bulkier your exercise equipment, the better, especially if it is covered with dust because you never really use it. Excellent feng shui.
Home office in your bedroom
Create a home office in your bedroom. Be especially mindful of having all surfaces overflowing with papers, folders, sticky notes, and unpaid bills. If you have any old computer malfunctions and you will immediately need your old broken one.